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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6439 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.
oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.
