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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5008 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!