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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9889 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1035 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8307 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!