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DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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