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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1390 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 3948 | Mines Excavated: | 1348 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 3686 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!