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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9768 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 762 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!