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MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Emeralds Found:	878	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	21
Divine Spears Created:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	8728
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2200
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Vanishing Items Found:	6

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	4836	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1123	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	498553	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4125
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8219	Villages Defended:	8

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	1913
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Zombie Dances:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ores Mined:	3391
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	262260

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2631	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ores Mined:	4989	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	687
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	623007	Crops Grown:	4685
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7