| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8604 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 167 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9851 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5670 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2528 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7794 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1926 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Animals Bred: | 41 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7002 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 939 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5649 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 855 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1294 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5303 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6472 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 214 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9930 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9352 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 4305 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3798 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 842 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7186 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4309 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5880 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5754 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
