| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4733 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 173 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4155 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3839 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5023 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3215 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9278 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5998 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 181 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6146 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4788 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8524 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2172 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3413 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4518 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2605 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 172 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5942 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1069 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3106 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9152 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9380 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3348 |
| Crops Grown: | 1387 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
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