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ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	108	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6932
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Spears Created:	20

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	1130	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	9288	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	295
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6280

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
New Chunks Explored:	317371	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	88
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Void Gems Collected:	34

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

BdayNoShow Minecraft Server

BdayNoShow, Birthday, birthday attendance, birthday celebration, birthday conflict, birthday dilemma, birthday etiquette, birthday off, birthday tradition, Boyfriend, celebration, conflicting plans, family, friend’s wedding, Minecraft, personal time, Relax, Server, sleep in, social event, social obligation, special day, work

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Emeralds Found:	830
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where birthdays are celebrated in the most epic and outrageous ways! Join us and experience a birthday bash like no other, complete with exploding cakes, fireworks, and a surprise visit from a virtual birthday llama!

Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!

As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!

CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong

awkwardness, backing out, Best Friend, blow up, Celebrating, CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong, Disabilities, financial readiness, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, funding, job offer, moving out, new job, PRESSURE, responsibilities, romantic involvement, save them, shared housing, studying, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected roommates or awkward romantic entanglements!

Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2