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RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	125	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	168
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Buildings Constructed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	6956	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Emeralds Found:	6576
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	3400	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	449	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	7095	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	New Chunks Explored:	992872
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	102/200	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5