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Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magic Items Found:	1627
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Emeralds Found:	9178	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Votes:	4838	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6925
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	202
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	191
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	177058	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7078
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Crops Grown:	3399	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1624	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	154	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Players:	92/100	Votes:	370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4