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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4067 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
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