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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2250 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.