NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

anxiety, Barber, barber phobia, Cut, cut my own hair, diamonds, DIY grooming, DIY haircut, Fun, hair, hair cutting, hair styling, hair trimming, home haircut, mental health, NEET, neet life, NeetCrafter, Paranoid, personal grooming, quarantine haircut, self grooming, self haircut, self-care, social anxiety

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchantments Applied:	84
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	57	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	203511
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Dragon Eggs Found:	2894
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	456972	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ores Mined:	3141	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	273
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Crops Grown:	1683
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	5526	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
New Chunks Explored:	304240	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	836	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	5318
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	705	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3875	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9814	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Animals Bred:	46
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

10. South America, 11. government, 12. conspiracy, 13. impeachment, 14. Latin America, 15. far-right, 16. extremism, 17. authoritarianism, 18. crisis, 19. investigation, 2. Bolsonaro, 20. justice., 3. coup attempt, 4. poison plot, 5. successor, 6. alleged, 7. charged, 8. political scandal, 9. corruption, Bolsonaros, Brazil, PlotCraft, Poison

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Emeralds Found:	5160	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!