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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 324 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 241 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
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