NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1933	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9162
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	82	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	494544
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	2919
Falling into the Void:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4583
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	3533
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!

Frosty Moon Tavern

Astrobiology, centotectic, centotectic concept, critical information, determining habitability, europa, Europa’s habitability, Extreme conditions, extreme environments, frosty, habitability, icy moon exploration, icy moons, investigation, liquid stability, Moon, novel, scientific research, stability of liquids, study, TAVERN, thermodynamic concept, Thermodynamics

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got all the centotectic vibes goin on! we be investigatin the stability of liquids in extreme conditions like a bunch of mad scientists tryna figure out if Europa be habitable or not.

we got ice, we got fire, we got lava, we got water – basically we got all the elements you need for a lit minecraft adventure. come build your own icy moon base and see if you can survive the centotectic madness.

join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to Europa and meet some alien creepers – it’s gonna be outta this world, literally! so what you waitin for? come join the fun and let’s get centotectic up in here!

———– MONTANACRAFT ———– Minecraft server

Adventure, building, cars, city, Community, Crafting, Create, Creative, Gaming, Goal, Minecraft, MontanaCraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, State, STRONG, Survival, virtual, weapons, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	6618
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

MontanaCraft is a server where your main goal is to create your own city and subsequently a strong state.

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