NaziMassacre83MC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Doomscrolling Drive Time

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u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server

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hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

What are Minecraft servers like HeavensMC ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to HeavensMC include:

1. CelestiaMC – A fantasy survival and skyblock server with unique gameplay features and a friendly community. 2. DivineRealms – An immersive Minecraft server with a focus on fantasy elements and challenging gameplay. 3. EdenCraft – A creative and survival server with a fantasy theme, perfect for players looking for a unique and engaging experience. 4. HeavenlyCraft – A skyblock server with custom features and a focus on community building and cooperation. 5. NexusMC – A survival and skyblock server with a wide range of features and activities to keep players entertained for hours on end.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to HeavensMC , with their own unique twists and features to keep players engaged and entertained. Check them out today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trillbox server Minecraft

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Trillbox is a wonderful grief server on version 1.17.1 with unique quests, well-thought-out mechanics and economics.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7076
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blowing Flags Mineville

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	New Chunks Explored:	616226
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crops Grown:	3562	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15