so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Animals Bred: 154 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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