so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ores Mined: 9643
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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