so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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