| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9697 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
185.117.3.111
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7223 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 188 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4985 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 925 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 300 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6182 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9033 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Votes: | 5654 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 741 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 87 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 6380 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 213 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1642 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 456 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8088 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1281 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4612 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8289 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 426 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 373 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2964 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 66 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 928 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6623 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9928 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9008 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2783 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6726 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 103 | Potions Brewed: | 76 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8377 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
