so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even NATO is getting involved? well, guess what, hunny, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and pvp that will make you pee your pants!

and get this, our server is so epic that even Stoltenberg himself said Hungary won’t veto NATO assistance to Ukraine just to join us! like, how insane is that?!

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it! #NATOsquad #minecraft4life #Stoltenbergapproved

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Magic Items Found: 1691 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4258
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6230 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2349

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 88 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Crops Grown: 9507
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 288 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2103 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9626 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5770 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 293 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

    PixelPeep Minecraft SMP
    Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyComfortsTV

    CraftyComfortsTV
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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