so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ores Mined: 1677 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
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