so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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