NasalCraft Minecraft Server

alveolar nasal consonant, Minecraft, NasalCraft, near-close near-front unrounded vowel, rhotacized mid central vowel, Server, voiced velar plosive consonant

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your gaming needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while battling against mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare items, like enchanted pickaxes that can mine diamonds with just one hit, and armor made from the feathers of a unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with famous Minecraft YouTubers and learn their secret building techniques.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	895981	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ores Mined:	7137
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	77

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2060	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	266
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	7263

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	4708	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Towns Built:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	155	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	8706
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	176	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!