Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3707

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP

    Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a world where plumbers are the ultimate celebrities! Forget about those old, washed-up plumbers from the past, because on our server, we have a whole new level of plumber madness. Dive into crazy adventures, build insane contraptions, and battle against evil turtles and mushrooms! Who needs flags when you can have a plumber-tastic time on our server? Join now and experience the plumber craze like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Incel Walk Minecraft Server

    Incel Walk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in all of Minecraft! Join us and you’ll experience crazy adventures like incelwalking to buy ice cream at 11 pm in your very own virtual world. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to in our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Emeralds Found: 6253 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k

    Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Plus, our currency is 70% cash, so you can literally make it rain in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on the legendary 40k challenge where players must fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 231 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyDudes – Minecraft server

    CraftyDudes – Minecraft server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow male indie Vtubers to join! Why, you ask? Because we believe that only the most rugged and independent Vtubers can survive in our crazy world of pixelated adventures.

    Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our all-male Vtuber community. Want to show off your oshi? Go ahead and shill them to your heart’s content! Just make sure they’re a dude, because no girls are allowed here unless they’re on topic (and even then, they better be ready to prove themselves).

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of Vtubers who are as wild and wacky as us? We’ve got stories that will make you laugh, builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you’re a dude, of course).

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your best Vtuber avatar, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our world? Only one way to find out – join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Dimension Hops: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP

    Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being yelled at for playing Minecraft too loudly? Join our SMP where the only practice you need is perfecting your creeper dodging skills! Our server is so intense, even the mobs are afraid to spawn. Trust us, you’ll never hear “knock off that racket” again, unless it’s coming from a disgruntled Enderman. So come join us and let’s make some noise… in a good way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Power Play Minecraft Server

    Power Play Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

    Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Dimension Hops: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Final Map Minecraft Server

    Final Map Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

    3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

    SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 126321 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 432 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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