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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3671 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
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