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LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Farms Harvested:	781
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1160	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mines Excavated:	1578
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	205	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magic Items Found:	5103

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9969	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mines Excavated:	3258	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0