Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

dfmc.co

Purplecraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Purplecraft

108.170.14.146:26020

Havoc In Paradise

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	693
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	104	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

havocinparadise.mcserver.ws

BreackerCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	4573
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	32568

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

69.175.94.20

Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to Open Academy!

We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

openacademy.live

TeamOne Server

PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

mc.teamone.sg

AlcatrazCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

198.24.134.114

Lost Boys

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Factions, PvP and Greifing. Adventure world also coming soon.

lostboys.game-host.org

DodgysHoose

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3040

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

85.236.101.6:27965

CubeServer #1

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2243
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

1.cubeserver.org

Retonix

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Animals Bred:	117	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

176.227.192.34

Serenity Craft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

198.154.112.175

Kfperin’s SMP Server!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3655
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2392	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

kfpmc.org

AssassinHaven

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	30

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

198.154.115.37

Too Legit

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

mc.toolegit.eu