Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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Prison

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Spectral Craft

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft PvP & Towny Server! Here you can test your skills in fighting other players while building and managing a city.

Our server offers a rich PvP experience with various game modes and arenas. You can compete against other players alone or in a team and improve your skills with various weapons and equipment.

In addition, you can create your own city on our server or join an existing one. Together with other players you can build buildings, collect resources and build economies. But be careful: other cities might attack you and want to conquer your city!

Our server is moderated and offers a safe gaming environment for players of all levels. We look forward to welcoming you to our server and hope you enjoy playing!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SkyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

SkyMC is a 1.19 based server that supports anywhere from 1.16-1.20. Currently we have the following gamemodes: – Gens | Cloud – Prisons | Nebula

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Palladium SMP [1.20.2+] | PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming | MCMMO | Land Claims | Live Map | Player Warps | Player Shops | Ranks | Pets | Keep Inventory ON

Claimland, Claims, Claimshovel, Coreprotect, Coreprotectsurvival, Familyfriendly, Griefprevention, Keepinventoryon, MCMMO, Pg13, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Ranks, Ranksystem, stocks, Survival

What is Palladium SMP?We are a small, tightknit, PG-13, family friendly, non-P2W Minecraft community with active staff members who are dedicated to creating the best SMP experience out there!

Our Server Plugins and FeaturesSome of our plugins include:

MCMMOA dedicated resource world, and RTPRTP can be used in any world, including the Nether and The End!

Anti-Griefing plugins (i.e., World Guard Core Protect)Claimblocks with the classic golden shovel claim systemStealing is NOT allowed on our serverA live in-game map! https://map.pd-smp.comCrates — Each have rewards that aren’t completely game-breaking or OP

Crate keys can be obtained for free through our voting system!A pet system — You can tame, capture and level up various mobs as pets to aid you in fightsAn in-game rank up systemEach Rank has rewarding perks such as /magiccarpet, /workbench, etcVoting, Vote Rewards and Pinata Party

Tons of custom QOL plugins and fun cosmetic items!Player WarpsKeep inventory is ON

We also have a player-driven economy using Vault, which is integrated with plugins such as:

Jobs, Auction House

And much more!

Join and see for yourself! 😉

Java Edition: play.pd-smp.comBedrock Edition: play.pd-smp.com Port: 25565

discord.gg/d2WNy4FHBC

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ZhangCraft

Survival

Welcome to ZhangCraft! (⁠⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ

ZhangCraft

We are server Survival-Multiplayer with events or quests!Join our official Discord server too! *Rules of our server are on discord*discord.com/invite/QCxK3cypHv

See you on ZhangCraft !

Great Fortune !＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CreationStation

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

This server supports both Bedrock, and Java! Invite your friends and come join our small but growing community! we have plenty of undiscovered land, /back /home and /spawn for all players with the ability to set 3 homes! we have an economy plugin and are working on the store, the xp farms with everything you could need and ask for. come be a part of our growing community!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	3799

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fyre Games

Hardcore, PvP

We’re back! – http://fyre.cc/discord

IP: fyre.cc Store: store.fyre.cc Website: fyre.cc Teamspeak: ts.fyre.cc

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RulerCraft

Atlas, bedrock, Casino, Countries, Cultures, Custom, Desi, Dungeons, Earth, Earthmc, Earthtowny, Economy, Empire, Empires, Faction, Geomc, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geyser, Graddod, History, Imperial, Map, MCMMO, Nations, Pocketedition, Politics, PvE, PvP, Religions, Roleplay, RPG, Ruler, Siege, smp, Smpearth, Towns, Towny, Wars

What RulerCraft offers:

Earth:– Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.

Towny:– Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.

Cultures & Religions:– Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.

Economy:– Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.

Perks:– Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from. Many fun perks such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance and more!

Senate:– Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.

Good community:– Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.

Righteous staff:– Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.

Optional PvP:– You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed in the wild.

Wars & Neutrality:– We offer organized battles for wars with a custom war system. Your town/nation can choose to remain neutral to avoid wars.

Dungeons:– Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple and Creeper Tomb with plenty of mobs to kill for your EXP and loot needs. Custom Bosses with endgame loot as a cherry on top.

Java & Bedrock support:– play on any device you want.

Visit our website to see more features and information.

play.rulercraft.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

IcON Network

LifeSteal

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Menacecraft Survival Server [Java and Bedrock]

Anarchy, bedrock, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Familyfriendly, Familyoriented, Griefprevention, java, Jobs, Kidfriendly, Lootcrates, MCMMO, Menacecraft, OneBlock, PvP, smp, Survival, Teams, Traders, Vanilla

Brand new survival season for Java and Bedrock Edition! Including Creative and OneBlock game play. Join our tightknit community of young and adult players and make new friends! Players are always looking out for each other. We have an expansive spawn point, online server map (Dynmap), custom ranks, McMMO, grief protection, robust trading post, economy system, jobs to earn XP and in-game money, randomly spawning dungeons, and weekly events.

The server owners are always adding new features and expanding the game. Jump in, stake out some land, and make friends! Join us on Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9m.

Java IP: MenaceGamer.comBedrock IP: 51.81.166.111 Port: 25731Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9mServer Map 51.81.166.111:1070/

• Survival (multiple maps)• Oneblock Survival• Creative• McMMO• Dungeons• Custom Ranks• Dynmap• Loot Crates• Grief Protection• Economy and Jobs• Team Building• Custom Commands

We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crops Grown:	3781
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HyperPots

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to HyperPots [1.8] [JUST RELEASED]an awesome Faction experience well known for its welcoming community, fun events and features!

With Many More Game Modes To Come !

Come and join our welcoming community now!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LunarHC Lifesteal 1.18

Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Network, Pve Economy, Survival

Welcome to LunarHC Lifesteal. Our server has the best community on the game! We’re an Lifesteal server running on 1.18. The latest version of Minecraft.

[+] 10 Lifes[+] Player Ran Economy[+] PVP | GRIEFING | RAIDING[+] Free Ranks[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.lunarhc.comPORT: 19132

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SolaceMC SMP 1.20+

Chestshops, Delivery, Economy, Envoys, Factories, Jobs, Levels, Lottery, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Survival, Worldgen

And so many more things to do! and a whole lot more plugins!

We also have very friendly staff and a great small community already to start off and build it even more!

We are looking for more staff so please contact an administrator on our Discord, LINK above ^

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sunshineblossoms

Survival, Vanilla

Fun new Minecraft server to play on with friends! We have tons of fun events with custom items, a nice community and staff team, and lots more!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

muddcraft

Survival

A simple 1.20.2 Server with some cool plugins to keep those folks in check. Basically a pure Survival Server, but we will be doing some work through-out.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.