Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FioreCraft

We are Fiorecraft, a fun Survival Multiplayer Minecraft server with added enhancements!

Fiorecraft features McMMO, ChestShop, Factions, catacombs, iConomy, and Buycraft.

Check in the first Friday of the month for lottery drawings! The top player on the McMMO stat list, and the largest faction also win weekly prizes.

Enjoy a functioning economy featuring ChestShop.

Test your battle-prowess in our Death Arena!

Become a donator and enjoy a special donator section and other perks!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCsPVP

PvP

McsPvP is an Amazing Minecraft network that tries to provides the best services for the players. We hope you join and enjoy your stay on our servers.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

True Minecraft

We are a new survival server, 24/7 and looking for staff. At the moment we are a small comunity but outr maximum player slot is 30 so we are looking for a far larger community. We are a Survival server. But we are working on a creatiev world for players of a certain rank to use.

See you soon! Allytheman & Bobafet101 Server Admin/ Owner & Server Owner

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UnearthedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

UnearthedCraft is a friendly, non-pvp, near-vanilla Light Survival server. We utilize a white-list to be sure all of our players are decent human beings. You can apply on our Forums in the Whitelist Applications section. http://www.unearthedcraft.com/forums/

We also have a custom 24/7 “hunt” world that uses assault weapons in for a Pure FFA ongoing deathmatch with unlimited respawns in a destroy-as-you-wish environment that regenerates daily. See /hunt for details.

We use a custom resource pack to skin all of our weapons and ammo for /hunt, so be sure to enable Server Textures in your server selection screen. It does *not* replace blocks like grass, dirt, stone, etc, so feel free to use your own desired texture packs along with it.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

PvE, PvP

The Cool Table is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with one goal in mine: Have fun and build cool stuff!

You can build anywhere and do as you please as you fight against the environment and other players. Building is free and open to all anywhere in the world. Build with your friends, team up with others, or just come in to do your own thing and chat with others.

We encourage an open and relaxed environment that lets players play the game how they want to. Hop in and say hi!

Please read the rules before you play on our website CoolTable.org.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

We are a small growing server that we hope to grow more by finding new players and more builders to build everything and anything 😀

When you join you will be a guest and to become a builder and be able to eat or break/place blocks you must register and fill out a builder app at “http://xx0m3gaxx.com/f/”

We are currently looking to grow and have more players and looking to expand our server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	3476
Void Armor Forged:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ShadowBlade

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

IP: server.mcshadowblade.com We are a Hub Now! We have Factions and Hardcore as well as our original survival! We have a lot to offer: -Mob Disguise & Pets for any rank! -Awesome Events -Prizes -Thriving Economy With Shops! -Survival at it’s best -Keep Your Inventory/XP -McMMO -Spleef Games -Excellent Staff -Friendly Community -24/7 Play Join us Now!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MagiCraft Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

We have a nice staff and community. The server is a “network” of creative servers, survival servers, PvP, mini games and more. Our server runs 24/7 and has unlimited slots. The server is still in progress but will be public very soon.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TekkroMC

TekkroMC is a sister server of the popular Tekkit server named Tekkro.

This Vanilla edition of Tekkro is all about the economy. We have an AMAZING custom stock market plugin, Towny, Battle Arena, HeroChat, RandomPort, Trade (trade players safely from anywhere on the map!), MCJobs, and many other popular and fun plugins.

We pride ourselves in having one of the best economies of the Minecraft community. If you love the idea of trading stocks, financing loans, or being a ruler of nations, TekkroMC is the place for you.

Come play and see what all the fuss is about!

IP: play.tekkromc.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	75

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sammichland

A new community based server with hand built villages, PVP arena, trains wands and much more, Looking to start out with some more people who just want to have some fun, and who want to build some great things!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Outbreak Gaming

Hey! We are the guys from Outbreak-Gaming.net!

Outbreak-Gaming is a non-profit gaming community which promises that our gaming servers will always be free and open to everyone and most importantly fun!! Our administration team puts in a lot of hard work into our servers and devote a lot of their free time into making sure that everyone is happy and that everyone is getting the most out of playing on our servers.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minekraft.eu

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Minekraft.eu is a survival bukkit / vanilla server where we build epic builds, trade goods and survive from monsters. It’s an English / Estonian public server without whitelist, running on Craftbukkit with top-notch plugins.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Grill

We run a Survival server with Towny to provide controlled PVP in wilderness but ‘safety’ in the towns. Attached though we have additional worlds giving full on pvp, mob hunting, creative and nether. We are constantly adding new features.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	142	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RenegadeCraft

Creative, Factions, PvP, Raiding

We are the ultimate factions/pvp/raid server. Invite and play with your friends and become one of the top factions on our server today!

Server Info: 100 Slots, 32 GB ram, 8 cores, 24/7, SSD, NO LAG

– Factions – PvP – Raiding – Chest Shops – MCMMO

Connected Servers: SkyBlock and Creative

FREE STUFF: Earn points by voting, posting or spending money on forums. Points can be used to get free stuff like in-game money, ranks, items (god armor, god sword, spawn eggs, etc..)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7466
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ParadACE

This is a new and upcoming eco server with unlimited slots and plenty of space to build your new empire, it has a great friendly community with helpful people and staff. At present we are building PvP arena’s and fun and games. We also have a prison for the naughty one’s, but are not a prison based server. We have many plugins and are always on the look out for new one’s to bring you a great game.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.