Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MCAmusement With Disney World

Roleplay

This server we are building theme parks in minecraft. So far we have done Magic Kingdom Disney World!

Everything is 1:1 scale with real life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FTB LiteCraft FTB Lite Server

Welcome to FTB LiteCraft, Here you can play Feed the Beast Lite with your friends. We offer you: – land plots – Farm – Plenty of slots – 16 GB Ram – No Laggs – Rang System – Quick Shops – Homepage Rank Shop – Have fun IP: FTB-LiteCraft.de (37.157.251.55)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Club Obsidian

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Club Obsidian PRISON 0.1.0 – HIGHSCORE PAYOUTS – Free Private Mines – AFK Sell – 60+ Custom Enchants – 500+ Quests – 1,000 Upgradables – So much more

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	6524

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

mc.RATIO.lv

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

Hello everyone

The ratio.lv minecraft server is back online! We have opened a factions server to start off, and we are planning to expand into a bigger network 🙂 Currently the factions server is open, and anyone is welcome to start playing since the essential layout is there. We are using minecraft version 1.8.8.

Remember to vote in order to get rewards!

Good luck, have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

difinitycraft

Survival

Hello everyone and Welcome to the DifinityCraft Community we offere a great playing experience for all our players we have -Survival Anti Grief -Pvp Factions Raid -Minigames -Skyblock -Survival Games -Parkour -Spleef And more. Every server is different and all of our dedicated staff members will make your time on DifinityCraft Worth wild. Join now and find out what your missing!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FalconCraft PVP

Hello and Welcome!

This is a new Faction PvP server. We Have many plugins. Open 24/7. Many ranks. Drop Parties every Friday, or even every day if we reach a sertain ammount of votes. Friendly / Good / Mature Profesional Admins! Daily Kits!

Join the server today! We are waiting on you, belive me! 😉

185.16.84.27:25665

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Crops Grown:	8331	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Viburnum

Survival, Vanilla

Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6377

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NightPvp

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CrimsonMC

CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	6307
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Proyecto40

Project40

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EnderCraftMC

A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MyCraft PvP

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

blockcityjail

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SinisterCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.