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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Holy Grails Found: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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