join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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