Myths of Elysia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Emeralds Found:	2201	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Potions Brewed:	196
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	2284
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	10