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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9067 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 177 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 143 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!