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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5421 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!