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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8846 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.
And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.
So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!