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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3049 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
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