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Players: 92/600 Votes: 1101
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 New Chunks Explored: 761806
Zombie Dances: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Dragon Scales Harvested: 405 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

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Lol, no way bro! But trust me, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Why? Because the admins are like unicorns who fart rainbows and the players are all secretly ninja cats in disguise.

You’ll never be bored on this server because there are so many mini-games to play, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a flaming potato before it explodes. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour.

Plus, the in-game currency is actually chocolate coins that you can use to buy magical flying pigs as mounts. And did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs?

So forget about dkoldies and come join this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).

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  • Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.5

    Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.5
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 3244
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Dimension Hops: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? This neural network was created to play osu! but now she’s a VTuber with TTS software and a whole bunch of skills like singing and collabing with other VTubers. Join this server and bow down to our new AI queen!

    Check out her schedule and links on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. She’s dropping music and clips like it’s hot, and even has educational resources for you to learn about AI. Don’t understand AI? She got you covered, fam. Plus, there’s a whole archive and game integration for you to explore.

    And if you wanna rep Neuro-sama, cop some merch from her shop. This server is lit, so join now before you miss out on all the AI madness! 🤖🔥🎮

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  • DadlessDance Minecraft Server

    DadlessDance Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 5896
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Alien Abductions: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

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    Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

    Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

    Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

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  • Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

    Honeymoon Suite Hoarder
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8898
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 73 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

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  • ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

    ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4862
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

    And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

    So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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  • FoodRegretMC

    FoodRegretMC
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3542
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Enchantments Applied: 106

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

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  • CraftySummit Minecraft Server

    CraftySummit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 4380
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

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  • Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

    Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9658
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Towns Built: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Dragons Tamed: 5

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    Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

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  • Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

    Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 6518
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Star Shards Collected: 175
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Villages Defended: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

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    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

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  • Sparked

    Sparked
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4847
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

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    Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

    About
    Experienced team of admins
    Active members dedicated to the server
    Long-term world with no random resets
    Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
    No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
    Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
    Optional mods and data packs available

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    When does the server launch? The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
    How can I join the server? Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
    Are there any age restrictions? Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
    What are the rules regarding griefing? Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
    Are there any mods or data packs on the server? Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

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  • Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

    Ethereal Heights 1.21.2
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3346
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

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  • FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

    FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7505
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

    Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

    Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

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  • NoSmokeNoPokeMC

    NoSmokeNoPokeMC
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 4761
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

    So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

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  • ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

    ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2179
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

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  • BikepocalypseCraft

    BikepocalypseCraft
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 394
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ores Mined: 9785
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6360 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

    Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

    So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

    WHOaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 2405
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

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    lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

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