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Players: 101/500 Votes: 5584
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Magic Items Found: 4729 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5160
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness of a virtual world!

We have flying pigs, dancing cows, and talking creepers – it’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs!

Build your dream castle in the sky or create a giant toilet made out of diamonds – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!

Join us now and become part of the craziest community in the Minecraft universe! Just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat – you never know when the aliens might try to steal your diamonds!

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  • TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

    TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 7717
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

    Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

    We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

    So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

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  • PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

    PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 1146
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

    Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

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  • CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

    CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8144
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

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  • LittleDigPlanet

    LittleDigPlanet
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 4204
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Age Requirement 25+ years old
    Ranks No ranks or moderator positions
    Map New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
    World Border 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
    Player Count 8-12 players online at peak times
    Difficulty Hard
    View Distance 32 Chunks
    Additional Servers Legacy Server, Creative Server
    Exceptions to Vanilla Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

    A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

    Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

    A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

    Q: What is the world border size?

    A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

    … (and more FAQ questions and answers)

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  • Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

    Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1745
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

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  • ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

    ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 4613
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 4433 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 274 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

    We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

    Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • SirenCraft SMP

    SirenCraft SMP
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2241
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Animals Bred: 168
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Alien Abductions: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

    CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 234
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

    So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

    ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 3627
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

    join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

    plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

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  • Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

    Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 563
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 458 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

    we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

    join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

    what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

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  • SkyNectar

    SkyNectar
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1438
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Farms Harvested: 700 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyNectar

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    SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

    The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

    Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

    Features
    Full discord integration
    Integration with personal website

    Early Adopters

    I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

    For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

    Server Links

    • I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
    • You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
    • View a list of all players and their stats here
    • You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

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  • Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

    Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 7192
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Runes Activated: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

    We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

    With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • DadCraft Dropout

    DadCraft Dropout
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7587
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Farms Harvested: 441

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

    On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

    And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

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  • MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

    MonarchMania Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 2522
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Votes: 5431 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
    Alien Abductions: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

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  • CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

    CraftyFiredGrocerySavings
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 5496
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Gods Slained: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

    Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

    But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

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