| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6655 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2610 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1790 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
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| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
About Straight Up:
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
Features:
| PvP and Griefing | Permitted |
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| Server Performance | Stable |
| World Resets | No resets ever |
| Quality of Life Changes | Minor changes for player freedom |
| Anticheat | Effective anticheat system |
| Gameplay Features | No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins |
A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.
A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.
A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5636 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3474 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!
You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5023 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 6503 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?
Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7645 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.
And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 501 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 189 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!
Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3121 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1775 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8219 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 195 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 551 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Votes: | 558 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2784 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 588 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 2831 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.
imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.
plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.
so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1901 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6270 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| What Makes NEXUS SMP Special? |
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| 🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay |
| ✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities |
| Server Features: |
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| 🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods |
| 🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication |
| 🗺️ Live Server Map |
| Requirements: |
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| 🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat) |
| 🔞 18+ Only |
| ✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4) |
Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!
🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf
Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!
| Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP? | A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server. |
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| Q: What version of Minecraft is required? | A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP. |
| Q: Is there an age requirement? | A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above. |
| Q: Can I use voice chat on the server? | A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication. |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2396 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1056 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 270 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2181 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 136362 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 183 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!
With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7815 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?
But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!
