My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

CatCraft: Not Your Purrrsonal Shop

3. kids, adoption, Backflip, cat supplies, CatCraft, COLLAR, Fixed, found cat, Guilt, microchipped, missing cat, new cat, petco, Purrrsonal, receipts, REWARD, Shop, single mom, stray cat, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vaccines, vet visit

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as finding a stray cat doing backflips? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the time we found a lost cat and ended up on a cat-catching adventure!

Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you questioning your morals just like when we returned the cat and got rewarded with $500, only to be asked for receipts for cat vaccines later on. Talk about a plot twist!

Join now for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a cat escaping from a car twice in one day. Who knows what kind of unexpected events will happen next? Don’t miss out on the drama and join today!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

anxiety-inducing situations, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward situations, awkward social situations, AwkwardAF, daily discomfort, daily unease, discomfort triggers, everyday discomfort, everyday stressors, feeling uneasy, Minecraft, smp, social anxiety, social discomfort, stress triggers, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uneasy feelings

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9445
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you gotta follow all these rules and act all proper and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, bruh.

First of all, we got a pet chicken named Gerald who runs the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right, a chicken in charge. He’s got a monocle and a top hat, so you know he means business.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny hidden somewhere in the server. Whoever finds it gets to rule the server for a day and make everyone wear pink armor.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want some crazy fun, join us now! Just be prepared for the chaos, bro.

CreeperCrazeMC

Alarming, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCrazeMC, creepy, disquieting, Disturbing, eerie, fact, goosebumps, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a secret dungeon filled with killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, it’s like a fluffy death trap waiting to happen! But don’t worry, if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted carrot that gives you super speed and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. So come join us and test your luck in the bunny laser dungeon of doom!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

aggression, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, Delusional, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Latvian foreign minister, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Server, sustain, territorial dispute, ukraine war

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia thinking they can sustain war in ukraine but they just delusional man. our foreign minister, who is actually a talking llama, will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server. beware of the evil villagers who steal all your diamonds and the creepers who just want to blow everything up for fun. but fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of rainbow unicorn farts. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, because why not?

GreenlandNot4SaleCraft

Arctic, controversy, Danish PM, Diplomacy, donald trump jr, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, GreenlandNot4SaleCraft, international relations, ISLAND, Négotiation, ownership, Politics, response, sale, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Visit, visitation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally not for sale, just like Greenland, ya know? but unlike Greenland, this server is like, super cool and totally worth joining. like, imagine if Donald Trump Jr visited this server, he would be like, “whoa, this place is way better than Greenland!”

we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server. like, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items and mobs. and don’t even get me started on the giant diamond castle in the sky that you can only access by riding a flying pig.

plus, the Danish PM totally loves this server. he’s always online, building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. so if you wanna be as cool as the Danish PM, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, you won’t regret it. #NotForSaleButTotallyWorthIt

Jogging Elite vs Middling | Marathon Training Fun

athletic performance, athletic training, data analysis, Elite, elite runners, Endurance, exercise physiology, fitness goals, Fun, Jogging, long distance running, Marathon, marathon runners, middling, middling runners, peak performance, performance levels, Physical fitness, race preparation, running strategies, running techniques, speed training, sports science, Training, training intensity

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so like, u wanna be an elite runner in minecraft? well dis server is da place to be cuz we got da secret sauce to make u run like da wind, baby! we got data showin dat da key to bein a top runner is how much time u spend joggin, so we gonna make u jog til ur legs fall off! join us and become a marathon master, leavin all dem other players in da dust! trust us, dis server will have u runnin circles around da competition in no time!

Ember Wing

Adventure, base, BUILD, Community, Discord, Economy, Ember, Ember wing, Explore, friendly community, Fun, game modes, Join, night, Regular Events, Resources, Server Rules, smp, Start, Survival, Thriving Community, WING

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchantments Applied:	75	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Welcome to Emberwing!

IP Address	Whitelist
Version	1.21.4

Discord: https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE

Explore a World Like No Other!

Why Choose Us?

Economy System: Build your empire with our balanced economy.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community with active staff ready to help.
Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and win awesome prizes!

Game Modes:

Survival: Gather resources, build your base, and survive the night.

Join Us Today!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join Emberwing and become part of a thriving community where the fun never stops. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or dominate, there’s a place for you in our world.

Server Rules:

Be respectful to all players.
No griefing or stealing.
Use appropriate language.
No cheating or exploiting bugs.
Have fun and enjoy the game!

Ready to Start Your Adventure?

Join our Discord at https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE to get started. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Emberwing – Your Adventure Begins Here!

EcoCraft Wildlands 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, corporate, Diversity, EcoCraft, Entertainment, girl groups, Inclusivity, Kiri Kilovolt, Management, Marketing, Media, mixed groups, Music (Industry), Operation, ownership, promotions, publicity, success, talent agency, underrepresented talent, Wildlands

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	6093
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy mixed up world of boy and girl groups, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, they got an all girls wave, like whoa, girls ruling the Minecraft world, that’s some next level stuff right there. And guess what, the server is run by Brave Group, but they only talk about two talents, Kiri Kilovolt and Bonnie Barkswell, like what about the rest of the crew? It’s a total mystery, man, you gotta join and unravel the secrets of this wacky server. It’s like a virtual rabbit hole of madness, but in a good way, you feel me?

ShortFilmCritique Minecraft Server

artistic expression, constructive criticism, creative process, critique, Defensiveness, festival selections, film festivals, filmmaking, filmmaking budget, Honesty, independent film, learning experience, Minecraft, partner, passion project, Server, short film, ShortFilmCritique, student project, Support, valuable feedback

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rough and unpolished as a student film? Look no further! Join our server where the script is confusing, the pacing is off, and the performances lack chemistry – just like that $15,000 short film your partner made!

But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).

Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!

NoMoreSteveAllowed

bitterness, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Drama, Exes, Exploration, finances, flakiness, friendship, Jealousy, mutual friends, new experiences, NoMoreSteveAllowed, passive aggressiveness, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, Single life, Tension, travel

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3210
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Votes:	8319
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!

GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	275320	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9280	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.