My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

TheBoysRP

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	196

TheBoysRP is a Minecraft server in 1.12.2. In this universe you can create your own story by becoming the most feared villain or the most sadistic hero! But if you wish, you can very well be just a simple citizen and do a completely respectable job like Doctor, Firefighter, etc. You can obtain various powers by consuming Composer V available on the server via various experiments carried out by Vaught and his scientists. Various realistic guns and vehicles are waiting for you to heist or race with your friends! Don’t wait any longer and come discover TheBoysRP experience on Minecraft.

91.197.6.215:25614

Galia Friends

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8245
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Items Found:	8989	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

I hope you have fun within this great server 24/7 in version 1.20.1, have fun looking for an adventure in the mine, build incredible structures or cities or develop your engineering from another planet with redstone, if that doesn’t please you, explore the nether, or other planets like such, or just relax with friends doing things, enjoy the server. Echo for the community

5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:10473

Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

A fresh vanilla server, with minimal plugins. Located in Australia.

IP Address: vanilla.rolyd.com Discord: http://discord.gg/vtPFNYg

We have been running Minecraft Servers since April 2011, and welcomes all new players to join.

vanilla.rolyd.com

SkylexMC

Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mines Excavated:	3952
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

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uk-01.slicehosting.tech:26739

Sneazy Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

This is a survival server owned by Sneazy we have amazing plugins to enhance the survival experience:)

213.133.102.123:25526

Pure Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Dive into the untamed wilderness of our Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy Server for 1.20.1, where chaos reigns supreme! In this no-holds-barred landscape, the only rule is that there are no rules. Forge alliances, build empires, and navigate through treacherous terrains, all while battling against other players to survive. With a world that’s left entirely to player discretion, every corner hides potential danger and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a daring newcomer, prepare for an adventure where strategy, combat, and cunning will determine your fate. Join us in a realm where freedom is limitless, and every play is a fight for power and survival. Can you thrive in a world governed by anarchy?

FunAnarchies.mcserv.fun

CoffeeWCream

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

coffeewcream.com

Rexagon Kingdoms

Skyblock

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Emeralds Found:	9030	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Rexagon Kingdoms Medium/Labor Open World SkyBlock. We are waiting for you on our server, which is constantly updated with the improved Mission system and open world experience.

play.rexagon.com.tr

MenaceMC Factions

Factions

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

play.menacemc.xyz

Everneth

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

play.everneth.com

DCGaming Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

play.dcgnetwork.us

OceanSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28

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node-asia.sg.droppymc.xyz:25577

CenterState

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3049	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

mc.centerstate.org

StarNexus

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Star Nexus ;

StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

51.222.255.229:10087

DragonCraft Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Farms Harvested:	850
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
New Chunks Explored:	402294	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

play.dcnetwork.us