My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Feed the Beast Unleashed

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2113	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

XiferWars PvP

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

potato army

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

hello player our server name is potato army we have:- auto ranks economy cool ranks no real money is needed no donations banks custom enchantments crates etc everything is free and with ingame money no need of real money! join our server and say #potato to get 2 crate keys and 10,000$ in-game money!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Creativelife

Creative Life BETA For almost 2 years, thousands of players have immortalized themselves on our server, now they have joined forces open your doors together again. At the beginning you are alone, far away from those in power. You have to fight for your honor. Find yours Away, in a gigantic world. Consolidate the empire and learn new skills. What will you achieve? We have: fascinating PVP world with freebuild Reallife opportunities, with balanced economic system and properties Many events (Spleef, Deathcube, Bootrace and much more). a powerful server a lot of passion in the details User Webinterface Hungergames and much more !

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PCGsSMP

KitPvP

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1775

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MCraftGaming

this server is a fun faction server and you can donate

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

All the Mods 7

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

All the Mods 7 free server , you’re allow to do anythings in this server . I bought the server just for fun, whenever modpack updated my server do so pls check your modpack if u cant join . FREEDOM

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ShadeCrest

Economy, PvE, Survival

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Survival is a multiworld server which shares a single iConomy/ChestShop based economy. Whether you chose to live in peaceful or pvp, your items and money transfer across worlds. There is a single spawn world where players come together to market goods, advertise towns, compete in events, and participate in arena based pvp. Our peaceful world is for those who wish for a challenging, cooperative PVE experience without the burden of global PVP, while our PvP world is tailored to thrill-seeking players who want to participate in exciting PvP fights and town rivalries. We also have a mining, nether, and end worlds which get periodically reset as new world generation content is implemented or needed to stimulate the economy.

ShadeCrest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, you can be granted higher ranks which give you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Interested in Joining? 1. Connect to mc.shadecrest.com 2. Enter the portal to either the creative or survival server. 3. Complete the new player tutorial, taking time to learn the rules. 4. Have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Skyblock SMP

Economy, Skyblock

The Skyblock SMP or the Floating SMP is an SMP with floating islands, plugin mods, flying boats to travel, custom villagers at spawn and different worlds of floating islands! Keep in mind, this is an SMP. No griefing, stealing, hacking, xray, etc etc… Use common sense.

The YouTube video below was filmed at spawn!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!