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Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Holy Grails Found: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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