Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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