mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	1632	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	102

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CarCraftBroNoShare

Assertiveness, Boundaries, car accidents, car ownership, CarCraftBroNoShare, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial independence, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal boundaries, personal property, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work-life balance

Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	167	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Players Killed by Monsters:	4073	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
New Chunks Explored:	781490	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

10. International living, 11. Free accommodation, 12. Global exploration, 13. Remote living, 14. Expat life, 15. Worldly adventures, 16. Luxury living, 17. Cultural immersion, 18. Tropical paradise, 19. Urban living, 2. Travel goals, 20. Seaside retreat., 3. Wanderlust, 4. Bucket list, 5. Exotic locations, 6. Paradise on earth, 7. Global living, 8. Ideal living situation, 9. Ultimate dream home, blocktopia, Dream destination, free, Live

If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HackersCraft Minecraft Server

Chinese cyber threat, Chinese government hackers, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity concerns, data breach, data security, Espionage, HackersCraft, HACKING, Information Security, Minecraft, national security, network security, Server, Technology, telecommunications, US National Security, US telecom firms

so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AmazonRivDrought122

122 years, Amazon river, AmazonRivDrought122, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, drought, ecosystem, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Extreme conditions, global warming, hydrology, lowest level, natural disaster, Rainforest, river basin, south america, tributary, water scarcity, weather patterns

come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers never dry up and the water always flows like a never-ending fountain of youth! forget about real life droughts, on our server you can swim and fish to your heart’s content without a care in the world!

we have magical water that never runs out, just like a bottomless margarita glass at a never-ending happy hour! build your own underwater kingdom or sail the seas on a pirate ship made of diamonds and emeralds!

who needs real life when you can escape to our server where the rivers are always flowing and the adventures never end? join now and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ElectricityMC: Kind of Vanilla, Kind of SMP, Just a Splash of Randomness, Java Edition! Join the Adventure Now!

1.21.1, Ability to Sleep, Adventure, Armor statues, community bonds, Community Builds, custom models, Custom Resources, Discord, Edition, ElectricityMC, Greylist, hermitcraft, java, Join, KIND, Minecraft, player events, randomness, Semi Vanilla, Sit Anywhere, smp, SPLASH, Staff Team, Survival, trade economy, Vanilla, Voicechat, worldborder

Minecraft Server Info

Version	1.21.1
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	voltaicmc.com
Imgur	imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

action combat, adaptive weather systems, Animals, aws, battle passes, benny, Build Guides, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, EU, Exploration, free to play, Gaming, Guild Pettan, Guild vidyapassword 69420, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, NA East, Online Community, open world, pay-to-win mechanics, Player Customization, player experience, PvE, PvP, Server, shapeshifting mechanic, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Throne and Liberty, where you can transform into animals for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out as a ferocious panda or a sneaky fox?

Our game features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a sudden thunderstorm will strike while you’re building your epic castle. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher, AWS, is all about enhancing player customization and choice. Plus, who doesn’t love a good battle pass to show off your skills?

Join us on the NA East server, Lottie, where the guild vidyapassword is 69420 – because only the most elite players can crack that code. Or hop on over to the EU server, Benny, where the guild Pettan is ruling the land with their insane building skills.

Don’t miss out on all the crazy fun – join Throne and Liberty today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TallGamerGirl

Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1291
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HurricaneHavocCraft

Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

actions, appreciation, Awareness, comfort, daily rituals, everyday life, Gratitude, gratitude practice, habits, indulgence, luxury, LuxuryLilDetails, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, pampering, Privilege, Routine, self love, self-care, Simplicity, Small Details, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreepervilleCraft

Adrenaline Rush, bone-chilling, chilling, CreepervilleCraft, danger, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying

Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Farms Harvested:	137	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

Attack, Conflict, counter-response, Defense, defense preparedness, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, IranCraft, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, potential conflict, PvP, Ready, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, threat

come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2314
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

admins, Anarchy, Button, Chaos, Cheating, Custom Plugins, DDR4 ECC RAM, Discord, gaming experience, Gbit network, grief rollback, Griefing, high performance hardware, Intel Xeon, minecraft server, MinecraftOffline, multiplayer, Myth, NVMe SSDs, Permanent World, REIGNS, Reset, Sandbox, semi anarchy, Survival, unique gameplay

MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

age gap, ask me anything, attraction, Boundaries, Child protection, civil discussion, consent, controversial, Ethics, harmful behavior, illegal, Little Girls, mental health, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, PIXEL, playhouse, Psychology, Server, social norms, stigma, taboo, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.