mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1499	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	771
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchantments Applied:	248
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Animals Bred:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Crops Grown:	4742	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Towns Built:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Crops Grown:	9669
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	612

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchantments Applied:	169
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!